Introvert, musician enlightening people with my sarcasm since '96

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: suhostomp, via screamingoutloud)

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get-you-wet:

Here is a list of things that speak to my soul:

  • booty
  • pizza
  • taco bell
  • music

(via halfsideofabeautifulday)

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2 hours ago

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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(via fannylovesunshine)

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: merlinstahp, via small-townboy)

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2 hours ago

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via h0peless-romantics)

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3 hours ago
achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

(via daniel-sadcliffe)

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3 hours ago

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

(via steaksteak)

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